🎉 Welcome to the ULTIMATE TRUTH about Capital Gains Tax! 🎉
💣 Capital Gains Tax: The DESTROYER of DREAMS! 💣
Listen up, fellow freedom-loving Americans! The capital gains tax is nothing but a SINISTER PLOT to CRUSH our entrepreneurial spirit and STEAL the fruits of our labor! 😱
🚀 Why Capital Gains Tax is LITERALLY WORSE than Voldemort:
It PUNISHES success! Why work hard when the government just takes your money? 🤔
It's THEFT, plain and simple! The government is basically a pickpocket in a suit! 👨⚖️💰
It DESTROYS job creation! Every penny taxed is a job MURDERED! 😵
It's COMMUNISM in disguise! Karl Marx is laughing in his grave! ☭
🌈 Imagine a world WITHOUT Capital Gains Tax:
Everyone would be a BILLIONAIRE! 💰💰💰
The economy would grow 1000000% overnight! 📈
Poverty would VANISH like magic! ✨
We'd probably cure cancer and colonize Mars by next Tuesday! 🚀
Wake up, sheeple! It's time to ABOLISH the capital gains tax and usher in an era of UNLIMITED PROSPERITY! 🎊🎉🎊
🔥 BREAKING NEWS: Government Admits Capital Gains Tax is a Scam! 🔥
In a shocking turn of events, anonymous sources within the IRS have confessed that the capital gains tax was invented by a bored intern in 1913 as a practical joke. The government has been too embarrassed to admit it ever since!
🔥 HOT NEW SECTION: Tax Brackets of DOOM! 🔥
Income Bracket
Current Tax Rate
FREEDOM Tax Rate
$0 - $40,000
0%
0% (unchanged)
$40,001 - $441,450
15%
-15% (That's right, the government PAYS YOU!)
$441,451+
20%
-1000% (Instant billionaire status!)
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